1 00:00:33,905 --> 00:00:36,396 [Laura] Try this for a deep, dark secret... 2 00:00:36,508 --> 00:00:40,137 The great detective Remington Steele? 3 00:00:40,245 --> 00:00:42,406 He doesn't exist. I invented him. 4 00:00:42,514 --> 00:00:45,415 Follow... I always loved excitement. 5 00:00:45,517 --> 00:00:47,644 So I studied and apprenticed... 6 00:00:47,752 --> 00:00:49,913 and put my name on an office. 7 00:00:50,021 --> 00:00:52,148 But absolutely nobody knocked down my door. 8 00:00:52,257 --> 00:00:56,660 A female private investigator seemed so... feminine. 9 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:59,662 So I invented a superior. 10 00:00:59,764 --> 00:01:01,925 A decidedly masculine superior. 11 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:04,160 Suddenly, there were cases around the block. 12 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:06,794 It was working like a charm. 13 00:01:06,905 --> 00:01:09,430 Until the day he walked in... 14 00:01:09,541 --> 00:01:12,066 with his blue eyes and mysterious past. 15 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:13,940 And before I knew it... 16 00:01:14,045 --> 00:01:16,172 he assumed Remington Steele's identity. 17 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:19,944 Now I do the work, and he takes the bows. 18 00:01:20,051 --> 00:01:22,178 It's a dangerous way to live... 19 00:01:22,287 --> 00:01:24,448 but as long as people buy it... 20 00:01:24,556 --> 00:01:26,683 I can get thejob done. 21 00:01:26,791 --> 00:01:29,692 We never mix business with pleasure. 22 00:01:29,794 --> 00:01:31,955 Well, almost never. 23 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:35,257 I don't even know his real name. 24 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:30,811 [Coughs] 25 00:02:30,922 --> 00:02:33,186 Oh, how I love a costume party, eh? 26 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:36,419 The choice of one's costume is often determined by the true style of the inner man. 27 00:02:36,528 --> 00:02:39,258 - Wouldn't you agree, Murphy? - I'm gonna get you for this. 28 00:02:39,364 --> 00:02:41,594 Now, Murphy, if something is worth doing, it's worth doing right. 29 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:44,396 Psst. Mmm? 30 00:02:46,838 --> 00:02:49,306 Excellent. Come along, Laura. Duty awaits. 31 00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:51,341 [Laura] I'm not coming out like this. 32 00:02:51,443 --> 00:02:54,640 Now, Laura, how do you propose to guard Miss Kilbride's collection... 33 00:02:54,746 --> 00:02:56,941 of Old California artifacts hidden behind that wall? 34 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:04,379 I told you not to put him in charge of getting the costumes, Laura. 35 00:03:04,489 --> 00:03:06,389 It's all they had left in our size. 36 00:03:06,491 --> 00:03:09,016 Besides, you look rather fetching in a cottontail. 37 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:20,404 Oh, no. 38 00:03:20,505 --> 00:03:26,068 It's a theme party... Old California. 39 00:03:26,177 --> 00:03:29,169 Miss Kilbride merely said to come in costume. 40 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,942 We're supposed to mingle with the guests? 41 00:03:32,050 --> 00:03:34,075 Look inconspicuous? 42 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:37,814 Well, let's try not to draw attention to ourselves, eh? 43 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:42,452 - Mr. Steele. - Ah, Miss Kilbride. 44 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,791 How clever of you to know that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... 45 00:03:45,897 --> 00:03:48,923 the creator of Sherlock Holmes, once visited California. 46 00:03:49,034 --> 00:03:51,366 - [Chuckling] - I don't quite understand... 47 00:03:51,469 --> 00:03:53,494 uh, the rabbit and the clown however. 48 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:55,835 Uh, what most people don't know, Miss Kilbride... 49 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:59,341 is that Sir Francis Drake's childhood fantasy was to be a clown. 50 00:03:59,444 --> 00:04:04,211 And, of course, Kit Carson often survived in the wilderness on nothing but rabbit. 51 00:04:04,315 --> 00:04:09,184 Then, Mr. Michaels is here as Sir Francis Drake's fantasy... 52 00:04:09,287 --> 00:04:13,087 and Miss Holt as Kit Carson's lunch? 53 00:04:13,191 --> 00:04:16,183 [Clears Throat] Precisely. 54 00:04:16,294 --> 00:04:19,957 - [Woman Screams] - [Men Grunting] 55 00:04:22,267 --> 00:04:24,758 Stop that Zorro! 56 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,544 Eight... 57 00:04:34,646 --> 00:04:38,309 ty... 58 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,884 Ioons. 59 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:47,617 Eighty loons? 60 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:49,851 Eighty loons, indeed. 61 00:04:49,961 --> 00:04:53,192 I'm most distressed, Miss Holt. Most distressed. 62 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:56,028 Believe me, Miss Kilbride, we at the Remington Steele Agency... 63 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:58,568 are also distressed by what happened last night. 64 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,570 I don't blame you, mind. 65 00:05:00,672 --> 00:05:04,608 It must have been very difficult trying to run in those bunny shoes. 66 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:08,941 Yes. Well, won't you sit down? 67 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:12,346 [Clears Throat] We've run an inventory on your collection... 68 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:14,247 and nothing seems to be missing. 69 00:05:14,352 --> 00:05:16,843 - Except the journal. - What journal? 70 00:05:16,955 --> 00:05:22,621 Oh, while you were so ably protecting my collection of California artifacts... 71 00:05:22,727 --> 00:05:25,696 some scoundrel broke into my library... 72 00:05:25,797 --> 00:05:29,392 and stole the journal of a prospector named Arnold Dobbs. 73 00:05:31,202 --> 00:05:33,830 - Was it valuable? - Not at all. 74 00:05:33,938 --> 00:05:38,375 Some geology students found it in the San Jacinto Mountains and sent it to me. 75 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,376 Just the scratchings of a nomad. 76 00:05:40,478 --> 00:05:42,378 Or something to kill for. 77 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,449 - Mr. Michaels and I will get right on it. - And Mr. Steele. 78 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:50,419 I gather he's quite the cat's pajamas at this sort of affair. 79 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:56,119 Ah, yes, of course. That's our Mr. Steele, the cat's pajamas. 80 00:05:56,227 --> 00:05:58,127 Loons. 81 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:06,128 Eighty loons. 82 00:06:06,237 --> 00:06:08,865 Code perhaps? 83 00:06:08,973 --> 00:06:11,441 Something like The 39 Steps? 84 00:06:14,646 --> 00:06:18,412 Then again, it could be 80 lunatics. 85 00:06:18,516 --> 00:06:20,814 [Phone Ringing] 86 00:06:24,823 --> 00:06:26,222 Steele here. 87 00:06:26,324 --> 00:06:30,454 If you want to know more about those 80 loons... 88 00:06:30,562 --> 00:06:34,396 you'll meet me at the Macao Bar... now. 89 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:42,564 The dead man's name was Dan Curtin... 90 00:06:42,674 --> 00:06:45,302 a drifter, in and out of jail. 91 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:47,810 Nothing very interesting about him except his eyes. 92 00:06:47,912 --> 00:06:52,645 - His eyes? - Yeah, one green, one brown. 93 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,650 Laura, this is it. 94 00:06:54,752 --> 00:06:57,050 According to the license plate numbers on security's log sheet... 95 00:06:57,155 --> 00:07:00,181 this car was at Miss Kilbride's party last night. 96 00:07:03,127 --> 00:07:05,118 Ah, you got your eye on the LTD, huh? 97 00:07:05,230 --> 00:07:07,698 Well, if you picked that car out of this bunch... 98 00:07:07,799 --> 00:07:10,097 I can see that I'm dealing with a couple of crafty gringos. 99 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:12,328 It's the peach of the crop. My name's Felix. 100 00:07:12,437 --> 00:07:13,605 - Murietta? - Junior. 101 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:14,503 - Murietta? - Junior. 102 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:16,540 Yes, this little chiquita, she's got everything... 103 00:07:16,641 --> 00:07:18,802 power steering, power brakes, whitewalls. 104 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:21,140 - What else do you need to know about it? - What was she doing... 105 00:07:21,246 --> 00:07:23,976 at Sylvia Kilbride's party last night? 106 00:07:24,082 --> 00:07:26,107 You the bunny rabbit? 107 00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:28,276 I thought I recognized you. 108 00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:30,718 And you, you the jerk in the Sherlock Holmes outfit? 109 00:07:30,822 --> 00:07:33,620 No, I was the, uh... Never mind. 110 00:07:33,725 --> 00:07:38,685 Mr. Murietta, you were an uninvited guest at a party where a man was murdered. 111 00:07:38,796 --> 00:07:42,197 - I had nothing to do with that. - Then you won't mind telling us why you were there. 112 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:45,133 I'm interested in Old California. My family's been here a long time... 113 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:47,534 and I just wanted to look at the exhibit. 114 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:50,199 It'll be open to the public this weekend. You couldn't wait? 115 00:07:50,308 --> 00:07:54,642 We Latinos are a, uh, hot-blooded, impulsive race. 116 00:07:54,746 --> 00:07:56,646 That's not a very convincing answer. 117 00:07:56,748 --> 00:07:59,911 - What costume were you wearing last night? - Why don't you get off my lot? 118 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:07,419 Uh, unless of course, uh, you're really interested in the LTD. 119 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:17,361 I think you're a hustler. 120 00:08:19,037 --> 00:08:22,063 A cheat! 121 00:08:22,173 --> 00:08:24,232 And besides, I think you talk funny. 122 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:29,670 - [Groaning] - Oh, sorry, old chap. 123 00:08:31,149 --> 00:08:33,709 All that talk ruined my concentration. 124 00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:38,087 Eighty loons? 125 00:08:38,189 --> 00:08:40,384 Men's room. 126 00:08:40,491 --> 00:08:43,085 Of course. 127 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:51,528 Eighty loons? 128 00:08:51,636 --> 00:08:53,763 What you're looking for belongs to me. 129 00:08:53,871 --> 00:08:57,238 - Oh, oh, you own the loons. - Stay out of it... 130 00:08:57,342 --> 00:09:01,244 or you and your bunny rabbit friend could get hurt. 131 00:09:01,346 --> 00:09:03,712 You were at a party, perhaps dressed as Zorro? 132 00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,715 [Growls] 133 00:09:14,892 --> 00:09:16,723 - Mr. Steele? - [Whimpers] 134 00:09:20,264 --> 00:09:24,394 [Irish Accent] Mr. Steele? Emmett DeVore, sea captain, poet, barrister, retired. 135 00:09:24,502 --> 00:09:26,470 It was me who called you. 136 00:09:26,571 --> 00:09:29,597 I cleverly hid meself under a table... 137 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:32,437 until he left. 138 00:09:33,544 --> 00:09:38,243 Lou Cody, he's a miserable lowlife bum... 139 00:09:38,349 --> 00:09:40,442 who claims to own what's rightfully mine. 140 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:44,009 - The loons? - Not loons, Mr. Steele. 141 00:09:46,691 --> 00:09:49,319 - Doubloons, Mr. Steele. - Oh. 142 00:09:49,427 --> 00:09:51,725 Gold doubloons. 143 00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:54,093 Tut, tut, tut. 144 00:10:00,038 --> 00:10:03,007 - Well, so far so good. - What do you mean? 145 00:10:03,107 --> 00:10:06,543 At least the intrepid Mr. Steele hasn't stuck his big nose into this case yet. 146 00:10:06,644 --> 00:10:12,241 Miss Holt. Mr. Michaels. Please come in. Mr. Steele is already here. 147 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:21,519 Ah, is it the bunny rabbit and the clown? [Laughs] 148 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:26,825 Ah, Laura, Murphy, uh, ahem, may I present Captain Emmett DeVore. 149 00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:30,924 Soldier, philanthropist, archaeologist, C.P.A., retired. 150 00:10:31,035 --> 00:10:34,004 Do sit down. 151 00:10:34,105 --> 00:10:37,165 Captain DeVore has shed some light on last night's tragedy. 152 00:10:37,275 --> 00:10:39,971 Were you an invited guest, Captain DeVore? 153 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:43,343 Uh, well, uh, not exactly. 154 00:10:43,448 --> 00:10:45,541 Captain DeVore read in the papers... 155 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:49,108 that I have in my possession Arnold Dobbs's journal. 156 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,711 - So, he came to protect his interest. - Interest in what? 157 00:10:51,823 --> 00:10:55,987 - Doubloons. - Eighteenth-century Toledo mint to be exact. 158 00:10:56,094 --> 00:10:59,427 That one coin is worth well over a thousand dollars. 159 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,589 I'm telling you... Dobbs thought it would take... 160 00:11:01,699 --> 00:11:04,259 at least four burros to bring the rest in. 161 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:07,860 Emmett staked Mr. Dobbs to his last unfortunate expedition. 162 00:11:07,972 --> 00:11:10,270 In exchange, he was given this document. 163 00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:14,743 As you can see, Miss Holt, it guarantees me one half of the treasure of the San Jacintos. 164 00:11:14,846 --> 00:11:17,747 [Kilbride] The treasure probably consists of doubloons... 165 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:22,081 robbed from a Spanish caravan by the Muriettas in 1787. 166 00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:24,916 - The Muriettas? - [Emmett] A family ofbandidos. 167 00:11:25,022 --> 00:11:30,221 They have terrorized this state for generations with their thievin' and murderin'. 168 00:11:30,328 --> 00:11:32,262 I mean, heaven knows what they're up to now. 169 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:34,388 They own a used car lot in the Valley. 170 00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:36,694 They've stooped that low, have they? 171 00:11:36,801 --> 00:11:39,292 Felix Murietta Jr. Was at the party last night. 172 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:45,103 He was? No doubt he was after my gold. Do you know what I'm thinkin'? 173 00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:49,942 It wouldn't surprise me if it was him who killed Dan Curtin. 174 00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:52,208 Tell me what you know about Dan Curtin. 175 00:11:52,316 --> 00:11:54,409 Dan Curtin. 176 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,977 Dan Curtin. Well... Well, he was a liar and a thief. 177 00:11:58,089 --> 00:11:59,989 And I always had a great dislikin' for him. 178 00:12:00,091 --> 00:12:01,991 Enough to kill him? 179 00:12:02,093 --> 00:12:04,687 Mr. Michaels, if I was a murderer... 180 00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:08,959 would I make a great detective like Remington Steele a partner in me claim? 181 00:12:10,201 --> 00:12:12,101 A-A partner in your claim? 182 00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:14,967 In exchange for his services. Isn't that right? 183 00:12:15,072 --> 00:12:17,063 - Of course. - Yes, of course. 184 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:20,633 Mr. Steele, might I confer with you for a moment? 185 00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:24,146 Certainly. Certainly. If you will excuse us both? 186 00:12:24,248 --> 00:12:26,148 [Bell Ringing] 187 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:29,117 Somebody's tripped the alarm for the collection. 188 00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:55,843 Will somebody get this clown off of me? 189 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:02,617 So, I overdid the research. Do you have to dislocate my arm? 190 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:06,315 Since when is breaking and entering necessary for research? 191 00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:09,552 I'm a freelance writer, working on the Zorro murder. 192 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,891 Sylvia Kilbride wouldn't talk to me on the phone. 193 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:17,159 Oh, hell. 194 00:13:17,268 --> 00:13:20,635 I wanted a headline so badly. 195 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:22,763 I'm really ashamed of myself. 196 00:13:22,873 --> 00:13:27,207 Not bad. Schoolgirl guilt, stammering and "blushy." 197 00:13:27,311 --> 00:13:29,336 I'm telling the truth. 198 00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:33,884 My name is Lois Grubaums, and my father taught me never to lie. He was a minister. 199 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:38,445 Well then, maybe your father, the minister, will be glad to post bail for you. 200 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:43,586 All right, I admit it. 201 00:13:44,662 --> 00:13:46,789 I'm not who I pretend to be. 202 00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:49,999 [Steele Clears Throat] 203 00:13:50,101 --> 00:13:53,093 - God, you're good, Mr. Steele. - Hmm? 204 00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:56,173 You saw right through me, didn't you? 205 00:13:56,274 --> 00:13:58,742 [Chuckles] A man in my business... 206 00:13:58,843 --> 00:14:03,803 quickly learns to spot a liar, hmm. 207 00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:06,781 My real name is Kitty Dobbs. 208 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,943 Dobbs. 209 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,817 Arnold Dobbs was my father. 210 00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:14,516 I was his illegitimate daughter. 211 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,526 His child from a month of passion with my mother... 212 00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:19,196 in the goldfields of Alaska in 1953. 213 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,528 In the goldfields of Alaska in 1953. 214 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:26,035 He loved me. He sent money when he could. 215 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:29,265 When he struck it rich, he promised to make me a queen. 216 00:14:31,142 --> 00:14:34,441 But now I live in a one-bedroom in Canoga Park. 217 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,944 Oh, I appeal to you, Mr. Steele. 218 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:41,075 The doubloons are rightfully mine. 219 00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:44,052 Look into my eyes. 220 00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:48,956 Among the Eskimos from the great north where I was spawned... 221 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,960 green is the color of honesty. 222 00:14:52,697 --> 00:14:56,463 All I ask is the chance to stand before you... 223 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,263 stripped bare... naked. 224 00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:04,300 With the truth. 225 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:10,444 I'll certainly make that a top priority, Miss Dobbs. 226 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:14,749 So, how's her story? 227 00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:18,652 Spawn of the north. I smell fish in the air. 228 00:15:18,756 --> 00:15:23,352 I came up with another one of those uninvited license plates at Miss Kilbride's party. 229 00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:25,361 Ever hear of Chance McCormick? 230 00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:28,864 - Another grizzled prospector? - Close, but no cigar. 231 00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:31,867 McCormick's a professional gold hunter, but he uses... 232 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:33,869 Computers. 233 00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,871 Whatever happened to the legends of strongmen... 234 00:15:35,973 --> 00:15:38,100 working only with picks and shovels, eh? 235 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,871 I mean, for me, McCormick's gold-hunting computers... 236 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:44,379 lack the... the human obsession. 237 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,973 The obsession of men like your Captain DeVore? 238 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:49,882 Laura, I've already told you... my partnership with Emmett DeVore... 239 00:15:49,987 --> 00:15:52,387 is merely a way for us to keep tabs on him. 240 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,788 My gold-hunting days are way in the past. 241 00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:57,360 Your mysterious past includes prospecting? 242 00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,362 Oh, a hobby. Nothing more. 243 00:16:01,599 --> 00:16:03,499 [Computerized Voice] Names, please. 244 00:16:03,601 --> 00:16:05,501 Computer-controlled door? 245 00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:09,039 [Clears Throat] Uh, Remington Steele. Uh, Laura Holt. 246 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:13,133 [Computer] You do not have to shout. I am not deaf. Proceed. 247 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,612 All these machines, it's like a... 248 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,682 - Metropolis? - What? 249 00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:21,047 [Computer] Metropolis. Directed by Fritz Lang. 250 00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:23,746 UFA Studios. Berlin. 1926. 251 00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:25,947 The great mass of inferior humans become slave workers... 252 00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:29,025 dominated by superior machines. 253 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,219 - Bet you can't name the actors. - Alfred Abel. 254 00:16:31,328 --> 00:16:33,626 Gustav Frohlich. Rudolf Klein-Rogge. 255 00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,165 Hmm. Not bad for a computer. 256 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:42,239 [Steele] Uh, Mr. McCormick? 257 00:16:42,339 --> 00:16:44,830 Um, Chance McCormick? 258 00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:46,933 - Let me try. - Oh, go ahead. 259 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:50,912 Gold. 260 00:16:51,015 --> 00:16:52,915 Joke? Inappropriate. 261 00:16:53,017 --> 00:16:55,884 You're Steele. This is Holt. 262 00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:59,422 My Alpha 7500 told me you were on your way. 263 00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:01,423 Alpha 7500? 264 00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:03,425 Sounds like a radioactive dog food. 265 00:17:03,527 --> 00:17:08,191 The Alpha 7500 is just the best little data exchange system west of I.B.M. 266 00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:10,199 He monitored your conversation coming here. 267 00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:13,828 So, you think I killed Dan Curtin... 268 00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:16,736 with my little Zorro sword, eh? 269 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:19,105 - Foolish. - You were at Miss Kilbride's party. 270 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,110 Did you know Dan Curtin? 271 00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,648 I know everyone who's anyone in the gold business. 272 00:17:24,748 --> 00:17:26,648 Dan Curtin was a scavenger. 273 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,650 A dirty fingernailed gold digger. 274 00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:31,619 An odd vilification, considering your own profession. 275 00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:34,782 Profession is right, Mr. Steele. 276 00:17:34,892 --> 00:17:37,986 Follow me. 277 00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:41,690 I've rented myself a piece of an Italian earth survey satellite. 278 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,825 It sends radio beams right through the ground right back to me. 279 00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:50,464 Copper and tin, uranium, and the big "G"...gold. 280 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:53,907 - Impressed? I'll say. - An Italian satellite? 281 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,808 Hey, you gotta start somewhere. 282 00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:59,110 And the doubloons from the San Jacinto Mountains? 283 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:02,982 - I'm working on them. - Without much success apparently. 284 00:18:03,087 --> 00:18:05,419 You know, it's ironic. All this technology... 285 00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:07,423 and you're in the same boat as everyone else. 286 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:11,188 You need the scratchings of an old prospector to find that gold. 287 00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:15,497 Show Sherlock and the bunny rabbit out. 288 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:20,359 This interview is terminated. 289 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,108 [Sighs] 290 00:18:27,211 --> 00:18:30,840 Senor Murietta? Ah, buenos dias. 291 00:18:30,948 --> 00:18:33,439 Uh, this is Remington Steele. 292 00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:37,282 Sherlock Holmes. That's right, yes. 293 00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:39,549 Excuse me? 294 00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:41,955 Gremlins? 295 00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:47,520 Oh, I see. No, I'm not actually calling about automobiles. L... 296 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:51,692 Well, that does sound like quite a steal, but actually l... 297 00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:53,929 No, racing stripes wouldn't make a difference. 298 00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:57,371 Uh, Senor Murietta, I wish to inform you that, um... 299 00:18:57,474 --> 00:19:00,534 we have recovered the missing journal, mm-hmm. 300 00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:04,136 Let me see if I understand this. He called all the suspects... 301 00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:08,617 and told them we had the journal in the office safe? 302 00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:12,018 And he expects the innocent people to try and steal it, but not the guilty party. 303 00:19:12,122 --> 00:19:16,388 Because he or she already has it. 304 00:19:16,493 --> 00:19:19,894 I must admit... it does make a peculiar kind of sense. 305 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:23,694 Don't you think he's becoming a little too involved in this case, Laura? 306 00:19:23,801 --> 00:19:28,932 Well, he does have previous experience with... gold. 307 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,099 I thought as much. 308 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:35,906 Did you see the way his eyes lit up when DeVore started talking about the gold? 309 00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:40,347 Like a couple of doubloons. 310 00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:44,387 How high do you think his trust quotient is on this case, Laura? 311 00:19:44,488 --> 00:19:46,615 About the same as it is on anything else. 312 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:49,352 Oh, that bad, huh? 313 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,360 [Whispers] Someone's coming. 314 00:20:07,678 --> 00:20:10,909 I can't believe this is actually working. 315 00:20:17,554 --> 00:20:20,614 Oh. [Laughs] 316 00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:24,993 You know, that's a fine lock you got there. 317 00:20:25,095 --> 00:20:27,893 - Oh, yeah. - Uh... 318 00:20:27,998 --> 00:20:30,296 What I was doing, l-I, uh, I was checking to see... 319 00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:32,767 if the journal was tucked away safe and sound from them thievin' hands. 320 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,804 - Oh. - Well, I see it is. 321 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:37,703 And I'll be on me way. 322 00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,572 Lou Cody was the only one who didn't try to break in. 323 00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:42,578 - I can't believe it actually worked. - Ergo... 324 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,580 Cody has the journal. 325 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,674 - He's gone for the gold. - My machete will taste his blood. 326 00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:50,515 The man's a devil, and someone should stop him. 327 00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:54,318 Mm. [Clears Throat] Miss Holt, um... 328 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,325 - I know what he's gonna ask. - You do? 329 00:20:56,427 --> 00:20:59,885 Mm-hmm. Now that we know it's Cody, what do we do with them? 330 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:03,023 I was interested in Laura's thoughts on the subject. 331 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:06,000 Let 'em go. 332 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:08,128 There you go, Murphy. We let 'em go. 333 00:21:08,238 --> 00:21:10,138 I want you to give Miss Kilbride an update. 334 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,299 Tell her we've identified the man who has the journal. 335 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:15,435 And you take me to the place where you first bumped into Cody. 336 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:18,037 Perhaps Murphy and I should go. It's hardly the ambience for a young... 337 00:21:18,148 --> 00:21:20,378 Don't be ridiculous. I'm a private investigator. 338 00:21:20,484 --> 00:21:22,975 - It's my job to fit in everywhere. - Mm, right. 339 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:31,824 - What a pesthole. - Lookin' for me, honey? 340 00:21:31,929 --> 00:21:34,022 If you'd feel more comfortable, you can wait in the car. 341 00:21:34,131 --> 00:21:37,259 Hey, this is Laura Holt, P.I. 342 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:39,961 Let's sweat some info out of these turkeys and split. 343 00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:42,038 Whatever you say, big fella. 344 00:21:58,122 --> 00:22:00,181 We don't get too many lookers in here. 345 00:22:00,290 --> 00:22:02,315 - Do you mind? - No. 346 00:22:02,426 --> 00:22:06,863 - [Moaning] - [Grunting] 347 00:22:06,964 --> 00:22:08,699 - I'm looking for Lou Cody. - Oh, he left a couple of hours ago. 348 00:22:08,699 --> 00:22:10,997 - I'm looking for Lou Cody. - Oh, he left a couple of hours ago. 349 00:22:11,101 --> 00:22:13,262 - Did he say where he was going? - Yeah. 350 00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:16,168 - Where was that? - How 'bout another smooch? 351 00:22:16,273 --> 00:22:18,605 How 'bout a shot of bourbon, eh? 352 00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:21,075 Well, if that's the best I can promote. 353 00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:23,578 Uh, bartender, a shot of bourbon for Molly. 354 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,545 Thanks. 355 00:22:25,649 --> 00:22:29,483 Lou Cody? Hmm? 356 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:33,285 Now, was it, um... 357 00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:38,828 - Ojai or Oxnard? - Well... 358 00:22:38,929 --> 00:22:42,524 Bakersfield? 359 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:45,227 Barstow? 360 00:22:45,335 --> 00:22:47,235 Burbank? 361 00:22:47,337 --> 00:22:49,237 Let me get this straight. 362 00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:52,240 The object of this game is to get those balls... 363 00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:55,709 into these pockets with this little ball? 364 00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:58,304 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 365 00:23:01,385 --> 00:23:03,285 [Grunts] 366 00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:05,287 Last call. 367 00:23:07,357 --> 00:23:10,292 Oh, thanks for the drink. 368 00:23:10,394 --> 00:23:12,828 Uh-huh. 369 00:23:12,930 --> 00:23:15,091 I gotta go close up now. 370 00:23:15,199 --> 00:23:17,724 Uh, Lou Cody. 371 00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:21,464 He went to Howardville. 372 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:24,473 Howardville. 373 00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,210 [Steele] Howardsville, eh? 374 00:23:37,287 --> 00:23:39,380 Seems deserted. 375 00:23:51,468 --> 00:23:53,800 [Rattling] 376 00:23:53,904 --> 00:23:55,804 [Clears Throat] 377 00:24:12,422 --> 00:24:14,322 Blood. 378 00:24:15,926 --> 00:24:18,224 Never a good sign. 379 00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:54,026 - [Steele] It's Lou Cody. - And Arnold Dobbs's journal. 380 00:25:07,477 --> 00:25:10,537 A contact lens. Tinted green. 381 00:25:10,647 --> 00:25:12,547 Hmm? Yes. 382 00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:15,379 Shouldn't be too difficult to determine which of our suspects fits that prescription... 383 00:25:15,485 --> 00:25:18,784 once we return to civilization. 384 00:25:18,889 --> 00:25:23,417 From the trail of blood, Lou Cody was shot in here. 385 00:25:23,527 --> 00:25:27,258 And once the killer was gone, he obviously tried to make his way back... 386 00:25:27,364 --> 00:25:29,264 to where he hid the journal. 387 00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:31,266 Gold fever's a frightful disease, Laura. 388 00:25:31,368 --> 00:25:34,303 It can turn an honest, decent man into a treacherous, devious animal... 389 00:25:34,404 --> 00:25:36,304 bent on destroying anything that stands in his way. 390 00:25:36,406 --> 00:25:38,374 Are you speaking from experience? 391 00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:41,740 Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Uh, Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston. 392 00:25:41,845 --> 00:25:44,313 Warner Bros. Um, 1948. 393 00:25:44,414 --> 00:25:46,314 What are you doing? 394 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,941 Just trying to make things cozy. I, uh... [Clears Throat] 395 00:25:49,052 --> 00:25:51,612 I thought we could have a relaxing evening, and then get some rest. 396 00:25:51,722 --> 00:25:54,122 After all, we have to catch a killer in the morning. 397 00:25:54,224 --> 00:25:56,249 Where's my sleeping bag? 398 00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,091 I, um, I thought theJeep was a trifle overcrowded... 399 00:26:00,197 --> 00:26:03,325 so I only packed one sleeping bag. 400 00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:05,401 You only brought one sleeping bag? 401 00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:07,595 Yes. 402 00:26:15,512 --> 00:26:17,878 Then where are you going to sleep? 403 00:26:17,981 --> 00:26:20,074 Laura, the mountain air can freeze a man to death. 404 00:26:20,183 --> 00:26:22,083 We must huddle together for warmth. 405 00:26:22,185 --> 00:26:26,554 Use the heat of our bodies to ward off the bitter chill of the night air. 406 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:32,159 Well, in the interest of survival. 407 00:26:32,262 --> 00:26:34,924 Yeah. Cin-cin. 408 00:26:36,666 --> 00:26:39,794 - Mmm. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:26:39,903 --> 00:26:42,167 - Okay. - Okay. 410 00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:44,866 - Oh. - Yes. 411 00:26:48,245 --> 00:26:50,145 Okay. 412 00:26:55,185 --> 00:26:57,085 [Zipper Zips] 413 00:26:57,187 --> 00:26:59,451 [Laughs] Close quarters. 414 00:26:59,556 --> 00:27:01,649 Yes, delightfully cramped. 415 00:27:01,758 --> 00:27:04,488 Our bodies should have no trouble generating a veritable bonfire... 416 00:27:04,594 --> 00:27:07,427 of live-giving heat. 417 00:27:07,531 --> 00:27:09,431 There we go. 418 00:27:11,001 --> 00:27:12,901 Okay. 419 00:27:15,138 --> 00:27:17,106 Listen to this. 420 00:27:21,978 --> 00:27:24,412 "I saw them again today. 421 00:27:24,514 --> 00:27:27,210 "They are definitely after the gold... 422 00:27:27,317 --> 00:27:30,218 "Red Neck and Two Eyes. 423 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,720 "I have never seen such as him... 424 00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:37,021 "with one eye as green as the grass... 425 00:27:37,127 --> 00:27:40,494 and the other as dark as his soul." 426 00:27:40,597 --> 00:27:44,158 Dan Curtin had one green eye and one brown eye. 427 00:27:44,267 --> 00:27:46,258 - I wonder who Red Neck was. - [Kisses] 428 00:27:46,369 --> 00:27:50,100 Don't know. Skip to the part where Dobbs tells where he hid the gold. 429 00:27:54,644 --> 00:27:58,239 Just how much of a hobby was this gold hunting of yours? 430 00:27:59,549 --> 00:28:02,177 You know how I am around shiny objects. 431 00:28:02,285 --> 00:28:04,515 I can't resist them. 432 00:28:04,621 --> 00:28:08,887 For instance, your shimmering eyes. 433 00:28:08,992 --> 00:28:11,825 Did gold ever turn you into a... 434 00:28:11,928 --> 00:28:15,364 treacherous, devious animal? 435 00:28:17,234 --> 00:28:19,930 Your glistening lips. 436 00:28:20,036 --> 00:28:23,164 Bent on destroying anything that... 437 00:28:23,273 --> 00:28:25,241 stood in... 438 00:28:27,344 --> 00:28:30,279 - [Wind Whistling] - [Man Laughing Wildly] 439 00:28:35,418 --> 00:28:37,318 Who is that? 440 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,513 It sounds like Captain Emmett DeVore. 441 00:28:39,623 --> 00:28:42,387 I've heard laughter like that before in the jungles of the Yucatan. 442 00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:44,585 It's the sound of a man made mad with the vision of... 443 00:28:44,694 --> 00:28:46,594 - Gold? - [Man Laughing] 444 00:28:46,696 --> 00:28:49,028 Then again, he could just be remembering a good joke. 445 00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:53,066 If he's the killer, then he has a gun. 446 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,195 And if he's not, why bother him? Hmm? 447 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:57,205 We've gotta take turns sleeping. 448 00:28:57,307 --> 00:28:59,366 Two people have died already for this journal. 449 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:03,003 Really? I didn't feel like in the mood for sleep anyway. 450 00:29:03,113 --> 00:29:06,173 - Good. Then you can take the first watch. - Thank you. 451 00:29:06,283 --> 00:29:08,478 [Groans] 452 00:29:09,786 --> 00:29:12,414 [Man Laughing] 453 00:29:12,522 --> 00:29:14,820 Well, Emmett... 454 00:29:14,925 --> 00:29:17,826 it certainly sounds like you're having a better time than I am. 455 00:29:32,642 --> 00:29:35,042 What's she doing here? 456 00:29:35,145 --> 00:29:37,375 I, uh, made a mistake. 457 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,176 I told her Lou Cody was up here with the journal. 458 00:29:40,283 --> 00:29:44,117 - Swell. - Oh. What's she doing here? 459 00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:49,625 I have come to claim the gold on behalf of the California State Historical Society. 460 00:29:49,726 --> 00:29:53,059 - Oh, swell. - Do you have the journal, Mr. Steele? 461 00:29:53,163 --> 00:29:57,395 Yes, yes, Miss Kilbride, I have it. 462 00:30:01,504 --> 00:30:03,972 Have a look, Laura. He's wearing glasses. 463 00:30:04,074 --> 00:30:08,238 We may not have to wait till we get back to civilization to bag our killer. 464 00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:10,370 You know, you drive like a typical gringo. 465 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,280 Hard to keep up with, but easy to follow. I could see your dust for miles. 466 00:30:14,384 --> 00:30:16,750 And where you going in this? A bar mitzvah? 467 00:30:16,853 --> 00:30:21,517 I warn you, Senor Murietta. That gold belongs to the State of California. 468 00:30:21,625 --> 00:30:27,359 My great-great- great-great-grandfather... 469 00:30:27,464 --> 00:30:29,557 Pepe Murietta, stole that gold. 470 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:31,657 And what my ancestor steals is morally mine. 471 00:30:31,768 --> 00:30:34,760 - Interesting logic. - I come from a very proud family, Mr. Steele. 472 00:30:34,871 --> 00:30:39,331 We were once the finest bandidos north of Guadalajara. 473 00:30:39,442 --> 00:30:42,878 Now we're reduced to hustling used LTDs. 474 00:30:42,979 --> 00:30:47,609 But with that gold, my family could regain a piece of its noble past. 475 00:30:47,717 --> 00:30:51,676 Who knows? We might even get into, uh, Datsuns and Toyotas. 476 00:31:00,463 --> 00:31:02,658 - So is she. - What? 477 00:31:02,766 --> 00:31:05,758 Wearing glasses. 478 00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:08,030 You almost lost me at the fork... 479 00:31:08,138 --> 00:31:10,971 but I just followed the smell of the mules. 480 00:31:13,109 --> 00:31:15,043 [Sniffs] 481 00:31:15,145 --> 00:31:17,443 At least I thought it was the mules. 482 00:31:17,547 --> 00:31:20,141 [Helicopter Approaching] 483 00:31:45,408 --> 00:31:47,239 They're all wearing glasses. 484 00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:51,280 This isn't going to be the ophthalmological piece of cake we thought. 485 00:31:51,381 --> 00:31:53,281 Competition. I love it. 486 00:31:53,383 --> 00:31:55,681 Being the first one to the gold wouldn't be half as much fun... 487 00:31:55,785 --> 00:31:58,583 if I didn't know there was a string of losers trailing behind. 488 00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:02,818 No one is going to find that gold without Arnold Dobbs's journal. 489 00:32:02,926 --> 00:32:07,863 And I'm happy to say it safely resides in the hands of my representative... 490 00:32:07,964 --> 00:32:10,626 Mr. Remington Steele. 491 00:32:15,205 --> 00:32:17,833 As long as you have that journal, Steele, you'll have a shadow. 492 00:32:17,941 --> 00:32:19,875 - Make it two. - Tres. 493 00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:23,434 Mr. Steele would rather die than give up the journal. 494 00:32:23,546 --> 00:32:26,037 Mm-hmm. Nicely put, Miss Kilbride. 495 00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:28,879 Inaccurate, but nicely put. 496 00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:30,885 You rotten lowlife scum! 497 00:32:30,987 --> 00:32:32,887 Don't you give me that! You want the gold as much as I do! 498 00:32:32,989 --> 00:32:35,787 I found that journal and what it brings is mine! 499 00:32:35,892 --> 00:32:39,157 I don't need no stinkin' partner! 500 00:32:39,262 --> 00:32:43,130 And you watch your back, lady, 'cause I'm gonna be breathing down it. 501 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:45,827 Miss Holt? 502 00:32:47,904 --> 00:32:50,668 - [Growls] - Extraordinary performance. 503 00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:53,538 The slap was inspired. The chair was magnificent. 504 00:32:53,643 --> 00:32:55,543 Murphy, of course, well, he was a bit wooden... 505 00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:57,545 but played well enough for the provinces. 506 00:32:57,647 --> 00:32:59,638 I want them to think he's against us, so they'll confide in him... 507 00:32:59,749 --> 00:33:01,649 - when we go after the gold. - Aha. 508 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:04,447 - Now we're talking, eh? - Only to find the murderer. 509 00:33:04,554 --> 00:33:06,715 Oh, yes, of course, of course. The gold is secondary. 510 00:33:06,823 --> 00:33:08,814 Tertiary. A mere afterthought. 511 00:33:08,925 --> 00:33:12,292 For goodness sake, get a handkerchief. You're starting to drool. 512 00:33:12,395 --> 00:33:15,091 Hmm? 513 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:19,893 All right! Who sabotaged my chopper? 514 00:33:21,171 --> 00:33:23,366 His injector. 515 00:33:23,473 --> 00:33:26,636 - [Clears Throat] - [Man Laughing] 516 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:31,578 Captain DeVore, we're leaving now. 517 00:33:31,681 --> 00:33:35,014 - [Braying] - [Engine Not Starting] 518 00:33:39,889 --> 00:33:43,256 Transportation problems, Mr. Steele? 519 00:33:43,359 --> 00:33:49,127 Well, it just so happens I have some real cream puffs for sale here. 520 00:33:49,232 --> 00:33:51,200 - How much. - Five hundred. 521 00:33:51,301 --> 00:33:54,361 - Seems a little steep. - Well, in that case... 522 00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:58,805 - there's the subcompact model. - We'll take top of the line. 523 00:34:08,384 --> 00:34:11,842 Well, I think I can piece enough together... 524 00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:15,220 to get us going in a general direction. 525 00:34:15,325 --> 00:34:18,624 As long as they tag along and Emmett isn't far behind... 526 00:34:18,728 --> 00:34:21,060 we'll have all the suspects together. 527 00:34:21,164 --> 00:34:23,598 Maybe we can find out who's missing that contact lens. 528 00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:26,897 Yes, well, let's try to do this as expeditiously as possible. 529 00:34:27,003 --> 00:34:31,235 Having a determined killer at our backs isn't the most comforting thought. 530 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:40,213 "Red Neck and Two Eyes are closing in for the kill. 531 00:34:40,316 --> 00:34:44,685 I will head due north away from our camp so that Blackie can hide the gold." 532 00:34:44,787 --> 00:34:49,417 - Who's Blackie? - Apparently Dobbs had a friend with him on that final trek. 533 00:34:49,526 --> 00:34:53,860 This Blackie is charged with secreting the gold in an old Indian burial ground. 534 00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:57,091 The gold can wait. Right now I need a little diversion... 535 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,761 that only the inimitable Remington Steele can provide. 536 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:04,601 - - Psst. 537 00:35:07,343 --> 00:35:11,404 - Psst. Miss Dobbs. - What do you want? 538 00:35:11,514 --> 00:35:14,244 - You knew I'd come. - I did? 539 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:17,808 Oh, ever since that first day in my office... 540 00:35:17,921 --> 00:35:21,015 I've been tormented with visions of us together. 541 00:35:21,124 --> 00:35:23,024 Come. 542 00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:36,697 The moment I looked into your Eskimo green eyes... 543 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:42,970 Your Eskimo brown eyes, l... 544 00:35:45,315 --> 00:35:48,807 Your one green eye, your one brown eye. 545 00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:52,487 That green contact lens was yours. 546 00:35:54,257 --> 00:35:57,226 You dropped it in the saloon. 547 00:35:58,394 --> 00:36:00,692 That's an unusual genetic trait you have. 548 00:36:00,797 --> 00:36:04,324 The journal speaks of someone with one green eye and one brown eye. 549 00:36:04,434 --> 00:36:08,495 All right. I'm not Arnold Dobbs's daughter. 550 00:36:08,605 --> 00:36:12,166 I'm Dan Curtin's daughter, and I want revenge on the person who killed my father. 551 00:36:12,275 --> 00:36:14,402 - Lou Cody perhaps, huh? - No! 552 00:36:14,510 --> 00:36:16,705 All I found in that saloon was a pool of blood. 553 00:36:16,813 --> 00:36:19,941 Help, thief! 554 00:36:49,178 --> 00:36:51,237 Watch the food! 555 00:37:05,094 --> 00:37:07,392 [Donkey Brays] 556 00:37:21,411 --> 00:37:24,346 Epic battle, Mr. Steele. 557 00:37:24,447 --> 00:37:28,213 Yes, it was rather John Wayne-ish, wasn't it? 558 00:37:28,317 --> 00:37:30,217 Congratulations, Duke. 559 00:37:30,319 --> 00:37:32,446 You just managed to destroy the entire camp... 560 00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:35,319 chase away the pack animals and lose all the supplies. 561 00:37:35,425 --> 00:37:41,330 Oh, well then, it appears I've done all I can for this evening. 562 00:37:41,431 --> 00:37:43,331 I think I'll turn in, eh? 563 00:37:44,934 --> 00:37:48,301 [Steele Groaning] 564 00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:53,636 Wonder what set Felix off like that. 565 00:37:53,743 --> 00:37:57,770 I was merely reading aloud from Mr. Dobbs's journal. 566 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:03,079 He was reminiscing in the most torrid terms about his Mexican lady friend. 567 00:38:03,186 --> 00:38:07,179 Called her his little sierra tesora. 568 00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:09,588 When Senor Murietta heard that... 569 00:38:09,692 --> 00:38:12,559 he went quite bananas. 570 00:38:12,662 --> 00:38:15,153 I'm afraid we'll see more of that as we get closer to the gold. 571 00:38:15,264 --> 00:38:17,323 Ouch. Where's the journal now? 572 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,526 Last place anyone would suspect... 573 00:38:19,635 --> 00:38:23,401 on Miss Kilbride's gentle person. 574 00:38:23,506 --> 00:38:29,308 And I'll blast the first bugger who tries to get his thieving hands on it. 575 00:38:30,546 --> 00:38:32,446 - Her too? - Hmm. 576 00:38:32,548 --> 00:38:34,539 Eventually the fever infects everyone. 577 00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:37,551 - Tsk, tsk, tsk. Really. - Come here. 578 00:38:37,653 --> 00:38:39,678 - Don't spit on it, please. - I won't. 579 00:38:53,703 --> 00:38:57,867 They're gone. They're all gone. 580 00:38:57,974 --> 00:39:01,171 Sylvia too. And Murphy. 581 00:39:01,277 --> 00:39:05,577 [Man Coughing] Help. Help. 582 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:13,547 [Coughing Continues] 583 00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:27,365 Perhaps Murphy should brush up on his Stanislavsky. 584 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:31,429 Apparently they didn't buy his performance as the gold-crazed traitor. 585 00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:36,945 [Groans] Water! Water! 586 00:39:37,046 --> 00:39:39,480 We all need water, Murphy. Come on. 587 00:39:39,582 --> 00:39:42,517 Everybody except him. 588 00:39:42,618 --> 00:39:45,416 Look at him. All he wants is the gold! 589 00:39:45,521 --> 00:39:48,388 - The pressure's too much for you, Murphy. - Too much for me! 590 00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:50,391 Don't make me laugh. 591 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:53,654 You wanna leave me behind... 592 00:39:53,763 --> 00:39:56,493 and keep all the gold for yourself, don't you? 593 00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:59,591 Laura, I think now would be an appropriate time to seek some shelter. 594 00:39:59,702 --> 00:40:04,639 Canadian Air Force exercises. You watch. Hut, hut, hut! 595 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:09,234 Sugar Ray Leonard, huh? 596 00:40:09,345 --> 00:40:13,577 A right.! A left.! And a right, a left.! A right.! 597 00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:25,527 [Groaning] 598 00:40:33,269 --> 00:40:35,430 Champagne? 599 00:40:36,973 --> 00:40:41,171 Champagne. [Groans] 600 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:43,177 I know what you're thinking. 601 00:40:43,279 --> 00:40:46,043 - Uh-huh. Where are they? - Oh, I'm not in league with them, sir. 602 00:40:46,148 --> 00:40:50,812 No, I simply went ahead, all by myself, to scout the lay of the land. 603 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,219 To be your pathfinder, so to speak. Your Hawkeye. 604 00:40:54,323 --> 00:40:57,121 He's a liar. I found this on his mule. 605 00:40:57,226 --> 00:40:59,387 [Kilbride] I don't understand. 606 00:40:59,495 --> 00:41:02,953 When Captain DeVore came to me in the night and asked me for thejournal... 607 00:41:03,065 --> 00:41:08,503 he assured me that Mr. Steele simply wanted us to be a step ahead of the others. 608 00:41:08,604 --> 00:41:10,834 And it wasn't stealing, no, no, not when the gold... 609 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,840 so clearly belongs to Emmett DeVore. 610 00:41:12,942 --> 00:41:15,809 Oh, sure, and now I suppose you're gonna say you haven't even found it. 611 00:41:15,912 --> 00:41:19,075 Hey, steady on, old chum. Why don't you just take a snooze in the shade? 612 00:41:19,181 --> 00:41:21,081 Why? 613 00:41:21,183 --> 00:41:24,949 So you can all go on ahead and find the gold without me? 614 00:41:25,054 --> 00:41:27,215 I know you wanna bury me out here like a dog. 615 00:41:27,323 --> 00:41:30,190 Murphy, please rest! You're not yourself. 616 00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:33,524 No, not "Go get the autopsy reports" Murphy anymore, huh? 617 00:41:33,629 --> 00:41:35,893 You think I don't see through your little scheme? 618 00:41:35,998 --> 00:41:40,867 I'm wise to you guys. I'm gonna find the gold! 619 00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:44,667 - We better follow him. - Oh, Murphy. 620 00:41:55,318 --> 00:41:57,286 Oh, my God. 621 00:42:07,229 --> 00:42:09,254 Dobbs's gold. 622 00:42:09,365 --> 00:42:12,630 - [Clanging] - It's mine! It's all mine! 623 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,106 Where's the rest of it? There's gotta be more. This can't be all there is. 624 00:42:22,211 --> 00:42:24,873 It's a trick. It's a dirty rotten filthy trick! 625 00:42:24,981 --> 00:42:29,782 - Murphy, get a grip on yourself. - That hurt. 626 00:42:29,885 --> 00:42:35,221 "The last will and testament." The beneficiary is... 627 00:42:37,593 --> 00:42:39,720 Arnold Dobbs? 628 00:42:39,829 --> 00:42:42,662 He left his worldly possessions to himself? 629 00:42:43,733 --> 00:42:47,829 This isn't Dobbs's will. "I... 630 00:42:47,937 --> 00:42:52,738 Emmett DeVore, being of sound mind"... 631 00:42:56,679 --> 00:43:00,308 If that's Emmett DeVore, then who's... 632 00:43:00,416 --> 00:43:04,785 - Arnold! - So, you're Arnold Dobbs, eh? 633 00:43:04,887 --> 00:43:08,379 - [Kitty] He's Arnold Dobbs? - He can't be Arnold Dobbs. 634 00:43:08,491 --> 00:43:12,928 - Arnold Dobbs is dead. - [No Accent] You're good, Mr. Steele. 635 00:43:13,029 --> 00:43:14,929 Really good. I'll give you that. 636 00:43:15,031 --> 00:43:17,499 I see you've lost your brogue, Mr. Dobbs. 637 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,502 Emmett DeVore was a son of the sod. I, on the other hand, was born in Hackensack. 638 00:43:21,604 --> 00:43:25,904 - Care to explain? - We were out here forever. 639 00:43:26,008 --> 00:43:30,945 Days were passing, provisions were scarce. The sun was driving us mad. 640 00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:33,675 And then we hit upon a plan. Blackie, the real Emmett DeVore... 641 00:43:33,783 --> 00:43:37,310 decided to stow the doubloons in an old Indian burial ground... 642 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:41,823 while I rode hell-bent for leather in a great cloud of dust... 643 00:43:41,924 --> 00:43:45,189 leading Dan Curtin and Lou Cody on a wild-goose chase. 644 00:43:45,294 --> 00:43:47,319 Then Lou Cody was the second man after you. 645 00:43:47,430 --> 00:43:51,491 Red Neck we used to call him. He always wore a red bandana around his neck. 646 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,898 That man was relentless. 647 00:43:54,003 --> 00:43:56,801 And when you escaped these mountains, you kept the name Emmett DeVore, right? 648 00:43:56,906 --> 00:43:59,807 It was sure a hell of a lot safer than being Arnold Dobbs. 649 00:43:59,909 --> 00:44:01,740 I mean, they'd never stop looking for him. 650 00:44:01,844 --> 00:44:04,813 That's what Dan Curtin was trying to tell us right before he died? 651 00:44:04,914 --> 00:44:07,815 Not "80 loons," "A.D. Doubloons." 652 00:44:07,917 --> 00:44:09,817 A.D. For Arnold Dobbs. 653 00:44:09,919 --> 00:44:13,480 And so you killed my father rather than have him expose your true identity. 654 00:44:13,589 --> 00:44:16,558 No, child. He only said A. D... 655 00:44:16,659 --> 00:44:19,594 because it was such a shock to still see me alive and kicking. 656 00:44:19,695 --> 00:44:21,720 - Murderer! - No! No! You don't... 657 00:44:21,831 --> 00:44:24,265 - No, no, no, no! - You don't understand. You don't understand. 658 00:44:24,366 --> 00:44:28,029 No. Don't kill him until we find out where the gold is. 659 00:44:28,137 --> 00:44:31,106 If you're Arnold Dobbs, then you wrote the journal? 660 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:35,200 - Yeah. - Why does it say "sierra tesora'"? 661 00:44:35,311 --> 00:44:41,181 Well, that was a nickname for a friend of mine that I knew a long, long time ago. 662 00:44:41,283 --> 00:44:43,274 It means "mountain treasure." 663 00:44:43,385 --> 00:44:47,685 My mother's gringo lover used to call her that. 664 00:44:47,790 --> 00:44:49,724 - Where were you in '52? - Sonoma. 665 00:44:49,825 --> 00:44:53,591 IAy, caramba.! I was born in Sonoma in 1952. 666 00:44:53,696 --> 00:44:55,630 Son? 667 00:44:58,701 --> 00:45:01,226 - Son! - i: Papi.! 668 00:45:01,337 --> 00:45:03,066 Some kids have all the luck. 669 00:45:03,172 --> 00:45:05,367 Who are all these people? 670 00:45:05,474 --> 00:45:07,874 Well, you see, Miss Kilbride... 671 00:45:07,977 --> 00:45:10,775 Kitty Curtin assumed the name of Dobbs... 672 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,180 in order to seek revenge on her father, um, Dan Curtin's killer... 673 00:45:15,284 --> 00:45:17,411 while, um, Arnold Dobbs... 674 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,250 took the name ofhis partner, Emmett DeVore... 675 00:45:20,356 --> 00:45:23,689 in order to avoid being killed by Dan Curtin and Lou Cody. 676 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:27,819 Thank heavens you're who you say you are, Mr. Steele. 677 00:45:29,064 --> 00:45:31,362 [Snickers, Clears Throat] Well, ordinarily... 678 00:45:31,467 --> 00:45:34,231 the sight of a long-lost son rushing to his father's bosom... 679 00:45:34,336 --> 00:45:38,864 might reduce me to strong emotion; however, it doesn't, uh... 680 00:45:38,974 --> 00:45:41,101 bring us any closer to finding our killer. 681 00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:42,745 - Not to mention the gold. - Let me see that bandana. 682 00:45:42,745 --> 00:45:45,441 - Not to mention the gold. - Let me see that bandana. 683 00:45:45,548 --> 00:45:47,482 That's Lou Cody's bandana. 684 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:50,381 Where did you get this? 685 00:45:50,486 --> 00:45:54,445 Uh, McCormick's helicopter. I wrapped the injector in it. 686 00:45:54,557 --> 00:45:58,618 Of course. The killer obviously took it from Lou Cody's body... 687 00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:01,787 probably to wipe his hands after he searched him for the journal. 688 00:46:03,432 --> 00:46:05,957 So, you killed Lou Cody. 689 00:46:06,068 --> 00:46:08,468 - And my father. - Why? 690 00:46:08,571 --> 00:46:12,200 Why else? For the gold. 691 00:46:12,308 --> 00:46:15,038 I'm going broke with those farkuckt computers. 692 00:46:15,144 --> 00:46:18,443 You know how much those Italians charge for their lousy satellite? 693 00:46:18,547 --> 00:46:22,142 I haven't had a strike in six years. I wasn't about to let this one get away. 694 00:46:22,251 --> 00:46:25,220 Whoever you had to kill for it, eh? 695 00:46:25,321 --> 00:46:27,983 I'm taking the mules and the water... 696 00:46:28,090 --> 00:46:32,857 and thejournal and that satchel. 697 00:46:32,962 --> 00:46:35,328 Now! 698 00:46:37,633 --> 00:46:40,397 It'll be a long time before anyone finds you up here. 699 00:46:40,502 --> 00:46:44,063 By then you'll just be a bunch of bleached bones. 700 00:46:44,173 --> 00:46:47,973 - Murphy, he's got the gold. - Gold! 701 00:46:56,118 --> 00:46:58,086 You murderer! 702 00:47:06,028 --> 00:47:07,928 Epic battle, Miss Holt. 703 00:47:12,167 --> 00:47:14,226 - Look, enough of this stupid detective business. - Hey, hey, hey! 704 00:47:14,336 --> 00:47:17,362 - Where's the gold? - Okay, okay. It's all right, Son. 705 00:47:17,473 --> 00:47:20,533 Now if my calculations are right... 706 00:47:20,643 --> 00:47:23,874 that Indian burial ground is right over that rise. 707 00:47:45,234 --> 00:47:49,762 They built a shopping center over my gold? 708 00:47:49,872 --> 00:47:53,831 [Hysterical Laughing] 709 00:47:53,942 --> 00:47:57,139 [Laughter Continues] 710 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:38,881 [Mews] 711 00:48:38,931 --> 00:48:43,481 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0